Everyone has their own love language. That’s one of the most important lessons I’ve ever learned.
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
Haha why do people even try this kind of stuff?
so that natural selection can do its job
Is this the science side of tumblr?…..
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog.
Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!
- “yeah alright”
- “yeah it’s pretty good ay”
- “yeah maybe”
- “yeah nah”
- “yeah fuck off”
- “yeah why not?”
- “yeah but what?”
Probably the first Australian stereotype post that’s basically accurate.
You missed my personal favourite - when someone asks you to do something and you don’t wanna, the appropriate response is, “Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, nahhhh, you’re a cunt.”
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING